your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.

"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"

by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

your mom

a fat cow on legs

i saw your mom at a farm

by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019