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Your mother. 

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?
Your mother. by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! 

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! just caused a great traffic blockade on the highway!
LOL!!!!!!!1
Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! by BIGMONKE December 5, 2020

your mother!!! 

why are you searching this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pers on1: your mother!!!
p erson2: keep yourself safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Mother's Crib 

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.
Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your mother sucks cocks in hell 

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.