verouderen als yoghurt

Iemand die door de jaren heen alleen maar meer geschift wordt, veroudert als yoghurt.

Kanye West en Charlie Sheen verouderen als yoghurt

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

Fizzy Yoghurt

A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.

ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!

by ESBremzy October 11, 2019

Expired Yoghurt

Sperm

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!

by general656 June 16, 2017

frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp

by Da Haer May 14, 2017

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015

Daddy's yoghurt

Very creamy cum

"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.

by SoulButter April 9, 2020

Yoghurt Overlord

The ruler of all dairy. He’s the guy you go to with any kind of milky queries.

The omnipotent Fifa Pro Clubs CAM, matched only by ‘Keith’ and ‘The Gargoyle’ renown for the 4 bar screamer.

Goes about their daily business under a pseudonym that usually adopts the initials CM, can often be found frequenting the nightclubs of Essex

Liam: “Damn it, I don’t know whether to use Yoghurt or Creme to counter this chilli sauce”.

Danny: “Have you consulted the Yoghurt Overlord?”

Liam: “Nah where can I find them?”

Matt: “It’s past 9pm so Subby-Z is your best bet.”

by x427 October 12, 2021