A thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man's slut monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. This is usually accomplished directly from male penis to female throat.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
Get the throat yogurtmug. When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.
Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
by Dantosis September 16, 2011
Get the Jersey Yogurtmug. by Illegal_Immigrant January 14, 2009
Get the Blueberry Yogurtmug. When a human male ejaculates while his penis if fully inserted into his partners mouth.
"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
by Dicky J G December 13, 2013
Get the Throat yogurtmug. Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
by ZeeLeader October 7, 2011
Get the Albuquerque Yogurtmug. by MakMak007 November 14, 2020
Get the Yogurt Kidmug. 1. The creamy white substance found in the cunt. Often semen or female ejaculation.
2. An insult comparing someone to only half a set of chromosomes.
2. An insult comparing someone to only half a set of chromosomes.
by awdforcedinduction July 1, 2007
Get the cunt yogurtmug.