A thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man's slut monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. This is usually accomplished directly from male penis to female throat.
by thadelus January 30, 2009
When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.
Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.
by Dantosis September 16, 2011
by Illegal_Immigrant January 15, 2009
When a human male ejaculates while his penis if fully inserted into his partners mouth.
"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
by Dicky J G December 13, 2013
by MakMak007 November 14, 2020
1. The creamy white substance found in the cunt. Often semen or female ejaculation.
2. An insult comparing someone to only half a set of chromosomes.
2. An insult comparing someone to only half a set of chromosomes.
by awdforcedinduction June 07, 2007
Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
by ZeeLeader October 08, 2011