xanders

The pair of balls that resides in a man’s ballsack.

Wow that is a huge pair of xanders!

by Lilxannyman March 23, 2020

xander

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

I saw a xander on the toilet

by guest(238) April 30, 2019

The Xander

The act of rubbing one's stomach and leg at the same time in a public place. Originated in Phoenix, AZ and is slowly spreading over the American Southwest.

Cassie: Is that guy coming on to me?
Josh: No he's just doing The Xander.

by Tchaikovsky'sComposer December 5, 2011

xander

a bench warmer

omg its xander he is the bench warmer

by xanderthebenchwarmer May 23, 2022

The Xander

Its probably the beastliest dance known to man. Its where one closes there left eye sticks there toung out puts one leg behind there head, and jumps.

Kid: Dude what the hell are you doing?

Xander: Im doing the Xander BEOCH!

by Xandermander December 4, 2010

xander

xander is a lovely boy who is so kind and caring. a xander is very loyal and funny, he always makes the best jokes and has a crazy mad laugh. he always joins you in your favourite activities and just makes them so much better. when you have a xander you never want to loose him because he is the best thing that could possibly happen to you. everybody loves xander but not as much as me.

person: xanders awesome.
me: yeah, he really is!

by salemwitchgoat March 13, 2023

xander

g a y

Xander is not a cool guy

by Owlexander Hamilton April 25, 2019