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weotch

noun
1) portmanteau of witch + beotch

2) a wannabe wiccan girl who talks the pagan game, worships mother earth, and believes she can manifest a new reality, but who is actually just a five-alarm beotch with delusions
Emily was so thirsty for some guy that she cast an attraction spell, but he's gonna run away when he he fins out that wannabe Sabrina is a complete weotch
by webstr January 9, 2024
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Weotch

Weotch is to a Witch, As Beotch is to a Bitch.

Weotch originated in the Lockport Haunted Cave in 2009. (Or possibly before, that I had no knowledge of) I had recently heard the word Beotch on TV, so I changed the Witches title to Weotch.

The line I used to introduce the witch was "I now turn you over to the Weotch". The tour would chuckle at this. She would then come through the curtain and take the tour to her Calderon to show them who's Cooking.

This video shows the the back of the Weotch while walking up the Penstock into the Tunnel/Cave.

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The Haunted Cave is a Haunted House that is both underground and in the ruins of buildings from the early 1900’s near the Erie Canal Locks. It uses improvised theatrics with a script to tell a story and scare people in the tour of about 20 people. A very spooky place.

See pictures of the ruins and tunnel on the web by searching for the 'Lockport Haunted Cave' or ‘Lockport Cave and Underground Boat Ride’ in Lockport NY.

Enjoy!
Here comes the (witch) Weotch.
by Mad Doc or Mad Scientist. November 28, 2024
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Death Wretch

Originated in early 1990's San Francisco Bay Area to describe the horrifyingly intense odor present in some people's houses, or the intense odor that's ever present on some people's clothes if they live in tight quarters such as boats without adequate ventilation.

10 years later after inventing the word it was confirmed that this odor is actually the smell of a heavily mold/mildew infested dwelling. The original usage of the word turned out to be accurate as it is known that breathing mold and mildew is toxic to humans.
"Josh's house smells like a death wretch!"

"Ed's clothes smell like death wretch!"
by mocha1234567 November 24, 2009
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exasperadly wretched

it means being being mad but sad at someone at the same time
you make me feel exasperadly wretched.
by twistytwirlpop August 12, 2020
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the wr3tch move

while you're having sex with a transgender female and she busts a nut all over your doorknob and you can't leave until the semen drys.
Weary: hey how was the hookup last night?
wr3tch: gee golly! I pulled on the wr3tch move on that hoe!
weary: among us
by forrealguydance October 5, 2023
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Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.
by daltonjfk November 4, 2019
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