Wonky

Completely fucked up and or barely functioning

Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky

Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?

by Rubi September 29, 2022

wonky bucks

when you make so much money that you can pay your friends 100k and still have over 500k for yourself

Hey bro, the Chinese deal went through! From here on out I'll be making them wonky bucks.

by brocolsahn January 2, 2019

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Wonky face

When someone has no friends and they have a messed up face and is ugly

Girl 1: he was such a wonky face
Girl 2: he makes me sick

by Alexeisler January 11, 2017

Wonky

Wonky. Created early 2018 by Ding Grosby. Equivalent to odd, unique, horrible, or disgusting.

Mallory: Did you see her wonky hairstyle?!

Mamba: It's groovy.

Dingo: w...oh.

by Dingo8490 June 14, 2018

Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011

Wonky

Off kilter

let me sit down for a minute I'm feeling a bit wonky

by PENNY T. RATION March 20, 2023