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Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.
Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.
by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016
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Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.
She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.
by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022
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Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.
by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020
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Wonka Windmill

When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional
“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill
by J-dub August 1, 2020
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Windmill Warrior

Widmill warrior is when a male jumps on a table and procedes to spin his penis in a 360° motion
Damn i just windmill warriored this girls last week
by Calum Duncan August 29, 2017
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Rainy Windmill

When you swing your dick around like a windmill and nut everywhere.
“Damn that nigga just did the rainy windmill on my sister
by flackoluva420 August 12, 2023
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Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.
Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"
by nappuc March 20, 2010
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