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wedges and veges

1.)
To eat potato wedges, and vegetables in the same dish.
2.)
A diet consisting of such meals.

note: usually accompanied by the word 'mate'
1.)
Canteen worker: ye?
Jake: Wedges n' veges mate

2.)
Jake: u bin workin out pal??!
Mike: nah wedges and veges mate!
Jake: nice
by c0medy112 February 24, 2007
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white wednesday

The Wednesday of Homecoming week, teens in all grades get together and tee pee houses, saran wrap people's cars, and spray shaving dream on lawns. Usually people they know. Has been a tradition in the city of Slidell for years.
Dude: You goin rollin tonite son.
Guy: Yea niga, its white wednesday!
by Colbs4443322 September 23, 2009
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wednesday warrior

Wednesday warriors are the people who go out and buy new comic books every Wednesday.
Person: Ugh.... why do you buy comics every week?
Warrior: Don’t question the ways of the Wednesday warriors friend.
by QKeegan October 17, 2019
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cocaine wednesday

'Hey guys lets get some bags?'
'Why?'
'Because it's cocaine wednesday'
by Caesar C XV April 19, 2015
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Black Wednesday

Nov 22nd Day in Chicago where all the students come home from college for the holidays ; the Biggest College Party night of the year.
Wow im getting so drunk black wednesday that im getting carried to my car.
by domorro November 11, 2008
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Wetness

Disambiguation: owning her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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No later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday

To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.
I need the money for the cable bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

Can you get me that report no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday?
by Johnny Lawrence August 29, 2006
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