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Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.
'you, my friend, are a wanker.'
wanker by Wylis June 20, 2006
a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes
A person is a wanker if they are a boob.
A person who is addicted to playing themselves.
John is a wanker.
wanker by joosy poosy May 4, 2003
One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...
also see Brian M.
The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.
American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!
Wanker by FoxWing March 1, 2009
He who wanks off.
Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.
wanker by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003