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lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.
One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.
by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019
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Cyclic wand

A person who bums golden trophy on recroom with his boy freind Cosmo he doesn’t stop getting 69 minutes and is always up to suck you off in point battles
by Little laser bummer February 25, 2022
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gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
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Mascara wand

According to Tik tok “mascara wand” refers to a man’s genitals, and the “tube” being a women’s genitals.
“My boyfriend put his mascara wand in to someone else’s tube”
by Dishwater February 26, 2023
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rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows
She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.
by k3rrsed May 14, 2008
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wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.
Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.
by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008
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