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lady wand

A the word lady wand is used to describe when a person sticks a rusty garden hose up their vagina turn it to full blast and feel their body fill up like a water ballon.
One day Sammy was extremely horny and wanted to fill her self with water so she used the “lady wand” to get down to buissness.
by JohnGreen69 April 1, 2019
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Cyclic wand

A person who bums golden trophy on recroom with his boy freind Cosmo he doesn’t stop getting 69 minutes and is always up to suck you off in point battles
by Little laser bummer February 25, 2022
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drama wand

handheld device for texting, emailing, facebooking or anything else that enables the sending of/receiving of personal drama events.
nailed that bitch with one bite of my drama wand
by plymano July 9, 2014
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Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.
Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023
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rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows
She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.
by k3rrsed May 14, 2008
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wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.
Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.
by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008
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wand of light

I'm going to love you with my wand of light
by Shakti Shen May 23, 2006
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