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Hairy Waldo

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.
Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!
by Walda2003 October 29, 2009
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Walmart

1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1
i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
by Stephan February 26, 2005
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walmart

A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business.
1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?

2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart.
by Vicente Gamez May 19, 2005
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Blair Waldorf

adjective. used to describe clothing that would be worn by the character Blair Waldorf from the show gossip girl. characterized by preppy expensive looking ruffly shirts, classy skirts, and school uniform attire. Accessories could also be described this way such as headbands and pearls.

2) This could also desicribe bitchy, snobby, witty comments.
1)"That blazer and pencil skirt outfit is so blair waldorf"

2) "Awww...too bad you missed the college assembly. Not that it matters. Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut"
by pseudonym ny February 2, 2009
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walmart

01. a redneck paradise.
02. a redneck wedding chapel
03. a redneck birthing grounds
04. where red necks hold birthday parties
05. where rednecks meet others to have a ho down
billy bob went to walmart to marry his sister sally may
by Princess Raquel December 28, 2005
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walmartian

Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
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Waldo

That guy you can never effing find, but when you do, it's like, how the fuck did I miss him?
I finally found Waldo, that crazy mofo
by apnapunjab February 11, 2009
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