wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.

"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."

by anon4444 September 11, 2013

When Jesus Wakes up

When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.

I'm finna do my home work...... ha, when jesus wakes up.

by DanArc November 25, 2007

Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.

Wake up and smell the piss.

by sakura_ja July 26, 2010

Oklahoma Wake-up Call

If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.

Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"

Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"

by Chaef-Aid February 16, 2010

mexican wake-up call

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

by muckraker9000 April 08, 2009

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 07, 2006

Hobo Wake Up Call

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"

by Elliot Offen Jr March 07, 2017