fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

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Freaky Wizard

free-key - wizz-erd
n.
weird black nail and lip coloured greebo mofo, with long dark drench coat - to smooth the strange effect of garms

any name for a retard person that dresses like a bell end

strange emo reject retard

ex 1
p 1) look at that chap dressed in weird clothing

p 2) what the fuck, - dirty Freaky wizard mother fucker

ex2
p 1) what is that person wearing

p 2) that my friend is a Freaky wizard. LOL

aka strangely dressed, weird thoughts, who knows what is passing their freaky mind

by Rob gas June 20, 2009

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Wizards Gloss

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.

Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.

by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010

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boob wizard

A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size

That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.

by Meghansolo7 September 6, 2015

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Wizard's Potion

When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.

I told Sam to put her legs behind her head so I could prepare a wizard's potion.

by Nermie December 14, 2009

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