Whoa Nelly

A sexual act involving two participants. In this act, the man* is having sex with his partner from behind (i.e. doggy style) while he/she is on all fours. During the final stages prior to ejaculation, the man will commence to wrap his partner's or his own underwear** around his partner's head while grabbing both ends in one hand, rise to a crouched position, and begin jack hammering while forcefully pulling back like a cowboy riding a galloping horse. Just prior to climax, he will yell "whoa nelly", while pulling back one last time.

Variant: At the end, if having vaginal sex, perform a surprise anal insertion.

*Man is a general neutral term to describe the dominant partner in this scenario, it can be a heterosexual or homosexual man, a strap wielding lesbian, or a dominatrix pegging her bitch-boy.
**In a punishment/hate-fuck scenario, heavily soiled underwear are recommended.

I was riding your wife from behind last night, and just before I busted a nut I wrapped my shorts around her head and gave her a "whoa nelly" as I rammed it in her starfish.

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

whoa muma!

Whoa muma can be used instead of saying 'oh my god, how fat ARE you?'. What a chunky muma etc. Its when a fat woman goes to sit down and you see her thong/butt crack. Or simply to describe a fat person walking down the street.

'WHOA MUMA, she's fucking massive!'

by Rayman Dude January 31, 2005

Whoa, Nelly!

When a male is unexpectedly outed as a Brony.

Nelson's parents learned he was going to be featured in the new documentary 'Bronies' and said, "Whoa, Nelly! Clop clop right out of our basement and get your own apartment."

by AddressOK December 22, 2012

whoa nellying

when u jerkoff ur penis to a sexual image that u saw,a porno,or something that sexually stimulates u

he was peeking at suzy take her bra off and began whoa nellying

by junior johnson July 14, 2006

Whoa-mance

female version of "bromance"
two females completely relating on a level that is totally heterosexual yet mentally stimulating, witty even.

feeding off eachothers wittiness and crackin jokes, we realized this was the start of a beautiful "whoa-mance"

by mskonception September 30, 2009

Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".

"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"

by mirandamirandamiranda October 24, 2012

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016