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Southern Whoopie cushion

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process
demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?
by luckyman91 January 10, 2019
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Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out
Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion
by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024
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Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.
I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history
by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023
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Whoopie-pushin’

When a female queefs while having sex and you continuously push the right spot over and over so that she queefs consecutively
Bro, last night night after I got that McDonald’s worker’s number, I took her home an was Whoopie-pushin’ her all night man!
by YaBoiiChach May 13, 2022
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Whoopi

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Making Whoopi
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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whoopi ceremony

A ceremony in which multiple nude women chant and moan during ritualistic intercourse, thus assisting a man reach climax inside his betrothed. The man may be put under a spell before the ceremony if this act is against his will.
Christian was put under a love spell and forced into a Whoopi ceremony.
by anonymous March 17, 2022
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Whoopi

Gargling mayonnaise while getting your nipples pierced while fighting with your stepdad and jerking off to the purple Telly tubby
Dude I’m sorry I was late I was practicing whoopi with my step dad!
by Sasha Assssssssss January 28, 2022
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