Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 19, 2021

Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 18, 2024

Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.

“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

“Nah man that’s nasty”

by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023

Welched

Jacking off and then feeling guilty about it.

Man I feel so bad, I just welched all over myself when I know I should be focusing on my job I'm about to lose.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

Brady Welch

Idk he's kind of an asshole, I don't know him that well though.

Everyone: Did you hear about Brady Welch, he's so handsome and hot and sexy and tall

by BradyWelch January 4, 2022

James welch

A gay man hiding as a straight man. Usually has contracted aids

Man that guy is such a James Welch, we all know he’s a gay aids patient.

by Thus1984 November 7, 2018

Paul welch

The pedo who likes child’s penis

Watch out it’s Paul welch

by Mr men wanks me of April 5, 2022