waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

Latvian waxing

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.

I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing

by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017

Ear Wax

A secretion, varying from yellow to dark brown, from modified sweat glands within the ear. Its purpose is to lubricate and protect the delicate skin within the ears. Occasionally a build up of this substance can cause partial deafness, discomfort or pain and may require removal. This can be achieved with a special liquid available from pharmacists, or by syringing the ears with water or vacuum extraction by a qualified medical practitioner.

I've got so much ear wax I can't hear a thing

by Croatalin November 24, 2013

bikini wax

A term meaning the removal of pubic hair, along the bikini line, using melted wax and long cloth strips. The wax is applied to the area, laying the cloth strip on top. The cloth strip is pulled forcefully, ripping the hair out by the root.

Sally went to the salon for a bikini wax to get ready for the swim meet.

by Rob Blaize October 3, 2005

Sam wax

A man that looks like thor and in gym he tells every body what to do he also says some random ass shit

Sam wax is my friend

by A tacuber fan February 4, 2021

wax static

The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.

That wax static is a super comfy noise.

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018

Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.

The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.

by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018