Vandonalized

To have your possessions slowly disappear and then later find all of them taken apart in your meth head housemate's room.

I was vandonalized by my meth-head housemate and found my possessions that had slowly disappeared in his room, including my watch and computer, both of which had been taken apart and made into meth-art.

by Droitduseigneiur October 18, 2019

vendor lock-in

A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits

Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."

by human-natured December 12, 2019

Vunderful

Another way of saying wonderful, preferably used in the same sentence/context as "Vas happening."

"Vas happening lad! How you doing?!"Zayn malik shouted. "I'm doing vunderful!" I exclaimed.

by edward tomlinson November 9, 2020

Vindooly

the best and loving streaming in the whole of oce

OMG vindooly is streaming POGGSSSS

by Bendooly December 30, 2020

Vindooly

the best valorant and fortnite player in the world...

dandooly ;)

person 1 my friend name vindooly
person 2 ok?

person 1 he is already taken.
person 2 k?

person 1 and he is cracked at fortnite my guy UHHHHHHHHHHH
person 2 weow

by DAndooly February 22, 2021

Vindooly

Vindooly is cracked at fortnite

Vindooly is sooo cracked

by GoogleHype January 28, 2021

VUNIOR

IF YOU EVER GREW UP -- YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THIS MEANS VR

HE DUMB HEAD -- VR MEANS -- VERY RESPECTIVELY

DIE TRYING TO LIVE IN A VIRTUAL WORLD PLEASE LOL OL OL OLLOL OL

HEY FRANK!! LOVE TO HEAR THAT ON THE HMMMM ... UHMMM .. LEMMEEEEEEEEE THINK THE UH OH DOINK DOINK DOINK THE UMMM THE OFFS FORM FRANK?? BEEN WAITING FOR NEAR AN EHHHH ETERNITY. THANKS ON THAT ONE!!!! HEY HEARD YA, BIG LOVE THIS WAY BRU..

,VR

{{{{ HEY BIG GUY AND BIG GIRL LOL. HEY BIG GUYS AND GALS. HEY }}}}

{ABOVE IS AN EXAMPLE EMAIL OF WHAT VR MEANS}

DEFINITION: VR = VERY RESPECTIVELY ///////// VUNIOR MEANS THAT EXTENDED BIG GUY.

by BEEN-BRAB April 9, 2021