Men's Volleyball 

Men's Volleyball is a faster paced and harder hitting game in comparison to Women's Volleyball. The main aspect of the Men's game is to spike the ball as hard as possible on to the opposing teams court space. Men's Volleyball is a truly under-appreciated sport that has been left out due to things such as Title 9 or high school jocks that think tackling people is how to become a man. Most men's athlete weightlift, practice, and focus harder then regular athlete because the need to prove themselves to other athletes. In sad cases where the men's volleyball team usually sucks... be proud of the team that walked all over them, like the Eden, NY team every year for the past 20 years wins... Volleyball is not just a womens sport, watch the olympics and watch the Men's team destroy other teams by a) packing them in the chest, b) hitting them in the face, a.k.a. facial, c) bouncing the ball off a blockers head, a.k.a. dome d) Housing- act of blocking an opposing hitter straight down... Btw usually men's volleyball players are in good with the women's volleyball players, the ones who wear the spandex... yea, sucks to not play volleyball... VBALL is life...

Person 1: I can't, I have Volleyball...
Person 2: Really! You play Men's Volleyball??? AWESOME
(the ever used phrase every volleyball player knows so well)

Men's Volleyball by Eden Libero #7 September 24, 2010

National kiss a volleyball boy day 

On October 26th you get a to kiss a volleyball boy. What's better than that?

Woohoo its national kiss a volleyball boy day!

I'm so lucky to have a vball boy

National kiss a volleyball boy day by Jimmywoohoo October 25, 2019

mexican volleyball 

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.

-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

mexican volleyball by The NY Joker June 21, 2009

african volleyball

verb.
The art of David Sterns' NBA where black millionaires are encouraged to entertain their white owners by jumping and tapping the basketball around until one of them is able to dunk. Jump shooters need not apply.

man 1 "Did you catch the Knicks vs. the Bulls last night?"

man 2 "Yeah, but after the first bricked jump shot it turned into african volleyball so I shut it off."

african volleyball by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008

national volleyball day 

October 15! October 15 is national volleyball day!

volleyball girl one: what’s your favorite day
volleyball girl two: October 15!

volleyball girl one: why?
volleyball girl 2: it’s national volleyball day!

national volleyball day by averyybrown October 14, 2020

women's Volleyball 

A sport in wich men pretend to watch for the sport but are watching and beating off to the women in spandex

"Hey man did you watch the women's Volleyball game" - John
"Sure did John, it made me cum harder than I ever have" - Bill
"I only watch it for the sport" - John
"Sure to you do" - Bill

women's Volleyball by DaShitXX October 26, 2016

Do you play soccer/volleyball? 

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

Do you play soccer/volleyball? by Itsmekey April 4, 2023