mest vest

Dani's wears this vest of mest. Dani's are the only wearers of mest vests. Mest vests are both fantasmic and magical.

See also: mufasu and rafar

Dani's mest vest is yellow with black polka dots and it eats pears.

by cato July 14, 2004

Vestal Fart

a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger and occasional vomiting.

Dude, thats almost as bad as a Vestal Fart.

by JasonMyers00000 December 17, 2008

Vest Guy

You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.

A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.

by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011

Whiskey Sweater Vest

When one drinks enough whiskey to not need a jacket or warm cover-up. Similar to Beer Jacket

Give me enough Jack and I won't need my North Face. I'll have on my Whiskey Sweater Vest.

by borne5000 October 10, 2008

veestyle

One with an affliction for man love, yet pimps his cock all over the lake trying to put it in anything that moves! Can also be used to refer to one who shits in odd places or on things out of the ordinary.

I'm strapping on the latex, and giving it to who's next, and don't forget the boobsex... Go Veestyle!

Veestyle strikes again! ...on the floor of the KFC bathroom!

by Eric December 31, 2003

soup stain vest

A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.

Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.

by I lost the game March 4, 2008

Sweater Vest

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011