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Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.
Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.
by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008
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Virtual Drama

Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)

Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.
Girl #1: Becky and Sydney got in a huge fight on Facebooklast night over Becky's boyfriend! They both logged off but they logged back on this morning and apologized.

Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.
by SouthSystems March 15, 2009
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Virtual Mafia

people who are obssessed with the facebook application: mafia wars.
Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:

jack: i robbed three banks y'day.

jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.
by plotopanes October 6, 2009
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Virtual Intimidation

1. The Act of Bullying using technology

2. A term used to describe someone who is insecure and/or lacking in confidence to face someone/thing face to face, Usually someone who believes, in their own mind, they are a Genius, but require the aid of computers to cloud their true self.

3. Often used by IT professionals, when accidentally resolving issues or when a system resolves an issue itself, to describe themselves in a fictional way
2. "Dude, I Just used a Genius line on that guy in the forum"
" No, That was Virtual Intimidation, you should come up with something yourself instead of looking it up on Google"

3.
IT Professional: "It was one of those issues that should have required intervention of some sort but when evil lil gremlin (that-resides-in-PC’s-solely- to-cause—trouble-for-unsuspecting-technophobes) saw me comin in, he knew betta than to mess with me! It’s the virtual intimidation factor – pure IT genius!!"
by General Savant November 14, 2010
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Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.
I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.
by Sulagar May 3, 2011
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Virtual Villager

An insult taken from the popular Last Day of Work game series, Virtual Villagers. Is often used to accentuate laziness, ineptitude, or dorkiness.
Tim: I was way to tired to get up for work today, I know I'll never get that promotion, but at least I can play Plant Tycoon.

Mark: Dude, you are being such a Virtual Villager.
by Artemis Vandelay December 11, 2011
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Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.
Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.
by Virslinda July 26, 2012
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