v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.
To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
person one:
Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?
person two:
Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?
person two:
Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008
Viners doing crazy stuff for the vine app. It's also one of the lyrics from #everything from Far Young on YouTube.
Do it for the vine!
I ain't gonna do it
Do it for the vine!
I ain't gonna do it!
Do it for the vine!
(Starts doing something crazy)
I ain't gonna do it
Do it for the vine!
I ain't gonna do it!
Do it for the vine!
(Starts doing something crazy)
by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor October 31, 2014
It is very self explanatory. Twitter derailed Vine. Six second creativity has been cut from the world.
by Camystery February 21, 2017
A fake relationship you created for the social media site Vine. Usually, this "relationship" is to help you gain more followers or to make money more money. Usually, two hot yet unemployed people with too much time on their hands looking to make money off their Vine followers.
Curtis Lepore and Jessi Smiles had a typical Vine romance until date rape happened. Should their "romance" on Vine
by DonaDiabla January 19, 2015
(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.
Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!
Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!
Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!
by Vine geneticist March 20, 2021
by Ninja Dragoness October 24, 2017
the totally awsome snack featured in a very potter sequal. They are useful and tasty replacements for wands.
by It's a robot November 24, 2010