No viagra situation

when a girl or girls are so hard even an old man can get naturally hard

God hooker was so hot it was a no viagra situation.

by sidmon69 July 11, 2020

Viagra

The thing my man always brings the perfect amount of

*Rolls on table*
My man always brings the perfect amount of viagra

by jonah damn you! June 18, 2017

Viagra

the sound a trumpet makes when un tuned

band teacher: the trumpet section is taking viagra. dont forget to fiddle with the buttons before you start, so your trumpet gets use to it and becomes tuned

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Viagra Falled

When an old man ejaculates in past tense

The old man Viagra Falled allnover my face last night.

by Big Daddy 64 May 13, 2018

Viagra falls

The accidental excessive consumption of laxatives that then leads to an extreme amount of usually runny poop.

I suffered from viagra falls yesterday after accidentally loading up on lacatiives

by JackJoeH June 10, 2016

Viagra Antagonist

Someone you just don't wanna date, because your shlong just instantly goes down.

An viagra antagonist is also an agent that blocks your way to a massive dong.
This is typically a person, but works with whomever you're normally into.

He is so unattractive, totally a viagra antagonist

Damn you saw that girl walk past?
It feels like i've received a Viagra Antagonist.

by MedicalRapper November 21, 2021

Viagra roulette

A game when a group of friends take viagra , then the last person to get hard then has to finish everyone else playing off to completion

I gotta get better at viagra roulette my jaw is killing me!

by Devindidntdoit November 9, 2023