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vernoning

when vernon is vernoning
"vernon is vernoning as expected
by seventeenoverurfavs September 8, 2023
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Vernon

a person that is fugly and bullies drippy and blend
Girl: guy is a vernon, he doesnt have taste.
by Drippy OOH September 24, 2023
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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Vernon on dope

From The Breakfast Club. Vernon’s famous line, what if your door was on fire. Also, the town of Vernon’s “dual a dope scheme.” Generally any Vernon obsessed with marijuana.
by Kimba January 21, 2018
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Taylor vernon

A absolutely perfect drop dead gorgeous girl that everyone should want to marry.
by bdfmallow January 31, 2016
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Vernon

Adjective.

Pronounced Ver-non: (ver like version) (non like anonymous)
Definition: A distinct and original personality that is difficult to describe with common adjectives. It's typically used for those who have a very rigid personality, one that is strange yet relatable.
Additional notes: Vernon sounds like a name but it's not. It is derived from a celebrity's name, but the term can be applied to anyone who has a very unique personality.
"The way he talks is so Vernon."
"Her personality is quite Vernon."
"I think his Vernon personality makes him stand out from the crowd."
by wishb_s_s February 8, 2024
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Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.
“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”
by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021
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