Skip to main content

mons veneris

I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.
by octopod January 16, 2004
mugGet the mons veneris mug.

Rusty Venture

(n.)

1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.

2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.

3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**

**A.K.A. A double frog-man

4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**

**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.

6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
I totally had a Rusty Venture last night..
by sexylexic November 25, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Venture mug.

taco vender

A dirty mexican, preferrably with sexually transmitted diseases, that prostitutes themselves for money.
Jim: Hey man I got crabs from the taco vender on the corner of 4th and 17th!
Nick: Those damn taco venders will get ya!
by Short Arm Bandit April 18, 2005
mugGet the taco vender mug.

Rusty Venture

When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.

A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.

-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
I don't want a Rusty Venture, but i'll let you give me an Action Johnny.
by atomicsushi November 24, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Venture mug.
And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.
by KingTT July 14, 2003
mugGet the As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur mug.

veneration

Great respect or awe ..... that would be inspired by the dignity, wisdom, dedication , or talent of a person
My veneration for you I have is very strong.
by Poetic one March 1, 2017
mugGet the veneration mug.

venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
mugGet the venture capitalist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email