Vermont

Down to Earth, a land where you can get lost in the woods and not feel scared.

Cell phone service is very hit or miss.

Hunting is a way of life for most.

Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.

Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.

The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.

Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.

Flatlander from NJ: The leaves are so pretty up here.
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.

Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!

Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.

Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed

by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014

vemo

A vampire emo.

Someone who slits their wrists (down the street, not across the road), and then drinks a blood martini. These very special emos still have enough "happy" quotient in their body to appreciate the taste of good blood. All metallic-y...

Stacey: ZOMG Anna just cut herself and then poured the blood into a glass and drank it!
Tracey: ZOMG she's a vemo?!?

by Czuchry_Ackles_and_Depp June 2, 2006

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

Vermont Handjob

Your girl or boy covers their hand in maple syrup and then proceeds to give you a handjob.

My girlfriend gave me a vermont handjob saturday morning and then we ate pancakes

by Turdferg February 2, 2017

Pownal, Vermont

not the worst place in Vermont but not the best either...its kinda like one of those so-so towns. Pownal Vermont has been viewed as the "Hillbillyville" of the 802...but really what place in Vermont doesnt have hillbillies, cows, rednecks, mud, green mountains, and snow?! One upside is no matter what season it is, people always have fun...snowmobiling over frozen lakes, snowboarding off roofs, diving off cliffs into freezing water, fourwheeling till you're caked in mud, and drinkin beer no matter what time of day it is...

Bill: "Why do you like Pownal, Vermont so much?"
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."

by 802daisyduke February 23, 2011

Northern Vermont University

A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.

I think Northern Vermont University has more skunks on campus than students.

by stickynutsubsidence November 4, 2018

Sutton, Vermont

Most people find out about Sutton when they get lost looking for Burke Mountain. Sutton is 11 "scenic" miles of welfare and depression. Along your drive you can see endless amounts of trees, only interrupted by the common dilapidated trailer which is accompanied by strewn car parts and random furniture items. Just hope your car never breaks down here. There is no store, fire station or anything for that matter. The town's people like to make believe they are still in the 1800s.

Dude I got lost today and wound up in Sutton, Vermont. It was really sketchy.

by Steve802 March 14, 2010