Vance

A somewhat sexy man with an absolute dumper. Big ass sci fye nerd and does the weirdest shit in public.

Vance why did you do that?

by Getfix the conquer November 17, 2022

B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.

Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance

by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

vanced

to have had sex with furniture, usually cushions from a couch or chair

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.

by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vagina Vance

It means “badass” or a guy that gets a lot of pussy

Did you know Noah made out with 6 girls this week? He’s a Vagina Vance!

by Kyler76 November 15, 2019

jason vance

The sussest man you’ll ever meet. C2

Dude, he keeps kissing dudes, he’s gone full Jason Vance

by The knights Templar May 23, 2022