Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.
Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.
Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.
by Corvid14 July 25, 2024
Get the Vancemug. by The knights Templar May 23, 2022
Get the jason vancemug. v. To fornicate with a seam, fold, or gap in a piece of furniture. Often couches, but settees, ottomans, or the occasional chaise lounge have been used.
No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.
by Polynym July 24, 2024
Get the vancingmug. one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.
by bbyaddy February 18, 2021
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