Vampeleton

Vampeleton is the gayest "male" you've ever seen, he looks like a woman due to his long blonde hair, and he loves bbc and many suspect him to be an egg.

Vampeleton was caught with 5 big black guys on a couch in an alleyway.

by an anonymous user_7 July 5, 2023

bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Vagellybutton

One's belly button closely resembles a vagina.

Dude, you have a vagellybutton! That's sick.

by can't wait forever February 21, 2009

Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009

vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.
Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation today was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by K3RM February 27, 2008

Varela Viper

a gangster. shoots or stabs anyone he dose not like.
most powerful gangster.
calls all his girls bitches.

becarful thats a varela viper.
oh my god that varela viper is so scary.
That Varela Viper just killed a braddick bulldog!

by Viper Venom March 1, 2009