Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.

In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.

by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019

Valentines Day

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother

Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...

by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009

valentine's day

The only way to tax on love.

Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.

Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.

by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007

valentine's day

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.

I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!

by altt February 1, 2004

valentine's day

a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy

all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.

all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day

by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004

valentine's day

Single's Awareness Day

person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single

by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015

valentines day

a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.

valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.

by multipersonthought March 3, 2011