Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 11, 2019

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Val.808.X on Tik Tok is speaking up for men's rights and feelings. She deserves a Urban Dictionary for showing Reflags of Toxic people. She is finger gunning her way into men's hearts.

She was throwing up all kinds of Redflags... I had to Val her ass...

by PlanlosChannel December 01, 2020

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Could be an abbreviation of ‘Valarie’ or ‘Valerie’ or maybe just ‘val’ in general, they’re overall kind and caring but protective when they need to be. Val can seem confident and extroverted, but that’s because of their need to be seen as a hero

Person1: oh I’m seeing my gf tonight

Person2: that’s nice, what is her name?
Person1:val
Person2:lucky you, you should keep her!

by Cat enjoyer :) January 23, 2022

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Not only short for female names Valentina or Valerie but also for male Valentine or Valeriy/Valery.

Hi Betty,
This is Val, our new employee. Can you show him our office?

by (;,;) September 23, 2021

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Valerie is a sweet caring friend who loves to make her friends laugh. She will spend hours talking with you and will always be there for you! She is talented and a hard worker. She is beautiful and fairly popular, also not afraid to hurt you if necessary!

Caleb: Hey, do you know Val?
Me: Yeah she is rping peppa pig with me
Caleb: oh

by Teddy~Bear April 15, 2020

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