fixer-upper

A guy or a girl that needs so much work that they are not worth it.
Justin is so cute but he's too much of a fixer-upper. I'd go broke fixing him up
by lacessout September 30, 2010
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upper tittie

A hockey term, To shoot the puck into the upper corners of the net
Mike Henrici scored upper tittie in overtime to win the game. It was sick!!
by jdub22 December 31, 2005
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upper snicker

The process of delivering an upper decker on an unsuspecting enemy after eating 10 or more snicker bars (thereby getting snickerrhea).
"yo i just ate a box of snickers and upper snickered my dad's new fiance."
by turkeydinner January 20, 2010
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upper nut

i popped one of his nuts with that upper nut.
by Jumper1993 May 05, 2011
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upper 90

'he just hit that into the upper 90'
by dan_dat_boi August 01, 2020
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One upper

A person who hates to be out done. So out of jealousy or hate, whether made up or true has a one upping comment or action to try to make them selves look better.
Example: 1 one upper

Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.

Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.

Example:2

Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.

Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.

Example :3

Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.

Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.

Example:4

Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.

Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
by Tre81 November 05, 2017
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The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.
"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."
by Jason Spires April 20, 2004
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