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upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.
"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"
by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008
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upside down snowblower

When you cum in a girls mouth and walk around with her upside down holding her legs as she spits out your semen.
I just made that girl an "upside down snowblower".
by Upside snowblower June 8, 2016
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upside down watermelons

by Miketheknight February 23, 2015
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Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.
Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.
by Blindsleep June 23, 2015
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Upside-down b

Upside down b - which if you look at it as a lower case, means p, or methamphetamine. This is a common term used in New Zealand, made famous by Bro'Town.
The letter p is likely to be derived from the main ingredient in methamphetamine, pseudoephedrine.
Eh bro'! I can't believe youse got hooked on upside-down b!
by Rebelmonkeys October 2, 2006
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The reverse upside-down cowgirl

Having a girl with her shoulders on the mattress, floor, ect. as you are crouching over head with her ass, and back. facing you.(Only for those who are flexible)
-crouching pussy, buried snake- "Japanese nock off porno"

The reverse upside-down cowgirl. Not for over sized girls. would result in manslaughter. Or over sized men, would result in suffocation meaning murder. it is a weight descrimitive move.
by Wicked Demon July 29, 2009
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The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008
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