umph umph

1. the groaning sound you make when you try to push your shit or a fart out from you butt.

2. Having a nice juicy shit

3. A squat toilet

1. Dennis: umph umph

Ronald: What's wrong?

Dennis: I think i've got constipation... I'm literally

groaning.

2. Nicholas: Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom?

Dad : I'm doing an umph umph.

3. Donald used the umph umph just now. It looked like he had diarrhea.

by KnowItAll6002 June 4, 2010

Umpa Lumpa

A Short Man

The Umpa Lumpa couldn't even climb the barstool.

by Faith & Larenda August 6, 2003

Umpa Lumpa

the best damn halloween costume

I went to a halloween costume as a umpa lumpa!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

umph

strange sound uttered by raffiki looking beastly individuals during extreme physical or mental activity, or while consuming large amounts of Taco Bell, or while doing nothing

Yo man, sean was umphing all over my house the other day

by Seans a loser March 27, 2003

umpa-lumpa

a short bronze skinned freaky deaky man

Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa

by The Umpa Lumpa Club of Great Britain April 15, 2006

Umpa-Lumpa

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.

“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”

by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005

uphaul

Misspelt version of "appall".

The girls were uphauled at Tate Pittman's request for help.

by longhornfan January 14, 2008