Ukrainian sewage tube

The act of filling a condom with vomit then putting it on and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse halfway through you poke a hole in it so all the vomit goes in the receivers asshole

Brad "dude I gave Jenny a Ukrainian sewage tube last night"

John "I don't believe you"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Ukrainian Men's Room

When in a public men's room that is full and somebody turns off the lights and they start swinging and punching.

Man, I got caught in a Ukrainian men's room at the gas station around the corner.

by Coconuthair August 21, 2013

ukrainian girls are da best

Facts

Joe: What is the meaning of life and the universe we live in?

John: Ukrainian girls are da best.

Joe: Based.

by Bad C dev July 23, 2022

Ukrainian Thank You Card

Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.

“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”

by turtlesbkool February 26, 2022

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).

I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man

by DustyScrote May 13, 2022

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025