When a chick is horny and she produces a lot of wetness from her vagina. Causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. Similar to the Typhoon that killed thousands in Taiwan.
"Dude, I went on a date last night."
"That's what's up! How did it go?"
"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."
"Oh shit, man!"
"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
"That's what's up! How did it go?"
"It started getting hot and heavy early. Then I take her pants off, and it was like a Taiwanese Typhoon down there."
"Oh shit, man!"
"Yeah. I almost drowned in that shit. Luckily, I had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. I just turned it into a slip and slide."
by DHarding December 1, 2009
Get the Taiwanese Typhoon mug.Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.
by M.P.B March 19, 2008
Get the tomball tophat mug.a careless idgaf bitch, always overreacting. doesn't care bout feelings, always got a new nigga. stays hungry, mean asf and annoying
by Shardeshia June 18, 2018
Get the Tyshae mug.Typhoes is slang word for typos when you are on any website typing and you suddenly mess up a word that you type. It is the same as typos but they say typhoes to either be funny or include the word hoe
On AIM;
smoovegroove: Hey what's up?
vainintheflesh: Not much just chlleing
vainintheflesh: Omg stupid typhoes!
smoovegroove: Lmfao...typhoes xD
smoovegroove: Hey what's up?
vainintheflesh: Not much just chlleing
vainintheflesh: Omg stupid typhoes!
smoovegroove: Lmfao...typhoes xD
by Ravishing Ren October 6, 2008
Get the [Typhoes] mug.A hot as crap guy, a total player, but you can't help but love him. Probably has the nicest body in the universe
by 496roxy June 5, 2011
Get the Tyjhan mug.A serious mental illness caused by extreme trauma from abuse which turns individuals into depraved serial killers, rapists or sadists. It also heightens ones reflexes and hand eye coordination, making them deadlier than John Wick
Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.
However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.
Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.
During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.
Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Generally the past trauma that can inflict this dangerous illness is normally so severe that the person does not recall such an event happening, and is fabricated by a far more pleasant memory. This means that the onset of typhoxyphoma is very rare.
However, it can develop from those who forget past trauma’s without cause. This is usually the case if the trauma occurred during early childhood.
Normally, Typhoxyphoma is caused by a trigger, usually the name of the illness itself or by going into the darkened/bloodied home of an afflicted individual.
During the trigger, the individual experiences an intense flashback which replaces the fabricated memory with the actual instance of extreme abuse. The individual will experience a flood of emotions which gradually die away as the flashback progresses. After the flashbacks, the affected person now officially has typhoxyphoma, are emotionless and cruel.
Generally, those with the illness are extraordinarily difficult to kill, let alone capture due to their sudden significant Improvement of martial arts, hiding of evidence and wrongdoing, and their exceptionally quick and accurate use of firearms (again, more skilled than John Wick). They generally have over 2000 victims within their lifetime.
Well fuck me sideways, that bloke down at the local pub single handedly took out a while bikie gang! He must have typhoxyphoma!
by TheDreamInventor October 9, 2018
Get the Typhoxyphoma mug.The fear of accidentally swallowing your teeth. Is a portmanteau of the Greek words for "Accidental" "Swallow" and "Teeth"
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