toshay

The word is actually "touché". It's French for "touch". As used in fencing, it represents scoring a point. Your definition is close, but no cigar; your spelling is atrocious.

Toshay is a bad guess at the spelling of touché.

"You ignorompus!"

"The word is "ignoramus."

"Touché"

by David A. Mills March 6, 2008

tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

Tosh.o

The funniest show on TV

Want to laugh so hard that I shit my pants for hours, so I'm watch Tosh.o

by ittakesjuantoknowjuan March 17, 2011

Trosh

A person who is both posh and white trash at the same time.

My brother's girlfriend's daughter Tilly just got kicked out of her £10,000 a term boarding school for smoking, drinking and stealing money for her drug dealer boyfriend. She's proper trosh.

by Lord Arthur Hume de Chardin II November 25, 2013

ripped toosh

when you pass some gas with some friends

hey jon guess What? yes Robby? i just ripped toosh majorly

by jrhcrapo December 2, 2009

salad toshed

getting your salad tossed by daniel tosh, this says it will reject definitions including non celebrities i hope you have enough star power tosh

Oh man i cant believe i got my salad toshed that was delightful yet weird

by t the kid July 6, 2010

Daniel Tosh

A homosexual sex position in which 2 men bust their loads into a dead fish and insert it into eachother's rectum.

Text from Tom: Heeyy Daniel, wanna Tosh it up before the show?(;
Reply from Daniel Tosh: Ive been waiting ALL DAY for my midmorning satisfaction!

by Bowahh July 25, 2010