Twitteranity

N.- A religion focused on the benefits of being committed to something in short bursts at your own pace and not one dictated by society. Just as in Twitter, you limit yourself to only what’s important.

John: Dude, what's up with you lately? Why are you so happy?

Ben: Ever since I started following Twitteranity, I don't have time to be mad. It's just one good thing after another.

by Dbl G May 7, 2008

Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

by jotracy July 14, 2009

Twitteral

Someone who consistently uses Twitter.

For a public figure, he was quite vocal, not to mention very Twitteral.

by I.an May 29, 2013

twitterpated

The act of wanting to tweet but your brain cannot think of anything. Constipation of the twitter world.

I was going to tweet, but I'm completely twitterpated.

by TWITCOINER May 1, 2012

twitterpated

In love with (or addicted to) twitter.

Guy 1: "John is so twitterpated. He just can't get off twitter!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he can't even take a bathroom break without tweeting about it first."

by Jack Winchester January 10, 2013

twitterpaited

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

by wicklette January 3, 2011

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am Twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018