Twat

1) Name for a pregnant female Goldfish
2) Female Genetalia
3) A person of highly annoying capability

Look at the twat in that bowl.
Wow, Look at that Twat!
F**k off you TWAT!

by ODBall3r January 6, 2007

Twat

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan is a twat.

by MithrasAngel October 16, 2018

Twat

A word used by Conservative Politicians to describe their constituents.

Don't ask me questions about my constituency you complete twat.

by csi pointless June 2, 2018

Twat

A very British insult.

Person 1: "Oi m8 u a mug."
Person 2: "Fuck off twat."

by hugenonce69 June 8, 2019

Twat

1. A person who's being nasty or rude

2. Usually used as synonym for a cheater, liar or just a useless person
3. Synonym for the word cunt
4. Actually a slang word for the female genitals

1. She is bullying everyone, what a twat!
2. This twat doesn't deserve you, he slept with your best friend!

3. Cunt, Vagina, Pussy, ...
4. Could you see her twat? Her skirt was extremely short

by Julie W March 23, 2017

Twat

1. Acronym for Totally Weird And Twisted
2. A super cool podcast

Damn girl, that shit was Twat!!

by TwistedSis20 July 27, 2020

Twat

Slang word for a vagina
Another word for cunt

Jesy Nelson, from the Little Mix is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a silly twat.

by TMBTMB November 25, 2018