Sigma Turtling 

When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being

"Hey bro, last night I was totally Sigma Turtling to Oprah Winfrey!"
"Sweet bro!"

Sigma Turtling by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024

Paquirious Turtilingus 

To Confuse or gaslight someone out of the blue

Gooner: "Sean Strickland got his ass kicked"
Chad: "Dude you're totally paquirious turtilingus"
Gooner: "Bro you're fucking losing it"

Paquirious Turtilingus by XIcarusX February 10, 2025

The Reverend Turtelius master love 

Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you

The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason

The Reverend Turtelius master love by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 8, 2004

El Sea Tortelini 

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.

I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini

El Sea Tortelini by tidalattorney January 11, 2024