TULIPS ON THIS DICK!!!!1!1!1!!1!
Person 1: Hey let’s go plant some tulips
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*
by Nick-Fil-A May 18, 2021

Lilly and Michelle are Tulipers
by Sadness.and.depresstion.101 January 30, 2019

by Dr.Robert June 20, 2005

Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations
by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

by Obsessive_Fangirl December 12, 2022
