wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

tulip plucker

A person who takes the virginity of a female

Yeah man, that guy is a tulip plucker... always hookin' up with the freshman

by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018

Tulip

A way to call someone a cocksucker

(two-lip)

"I can't believe Andrew would cheat on you"

"Oh I know, what a fucking Tulip."

by Obsessive_Fangirl December 12, 2022

tulip oil

Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations

This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.

by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018

pubic tulip

A really horny bi girl that plays guitar in a band.

You can tell shes tensing....her sounds too tight..no doubt a pubic tulip on a trick ride.

by Dr.Robert June 20, 2005

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

Tulip

THE MOST F*CKING BASIC FLOWER

Others : Omg why does she look like a Tulip
Me : because she is basic like a Tulip

by Wavegirl_ November 8, 2019