Zimbabwean tugboat

When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.

Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.

by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025

Tugboat

A massive woman who only makes money by giving great handjobs.

I was in a rough spot and needed a bit of a pull last night, so I went to this tugboat down by the river to get me where I needed to be.

by Gabby & Ty August 9, 2019

tugboat

To call someone a wanker

That guy's a right fucking tugboat!

by Otis dreadlock May 14, 2018

Tugboat

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.

Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat

by Jazzknife January 21, 2017

Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

by MiBest March 29, 2021

Tugboat

Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.

Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.

by Steve the Buckaneer November 25, 2017

Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023