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Bullshit Transfer

The name given to a natural phenomena characterized by person seeming to experience an unending string of bad luck within a relative short period of time.

In layman's term, when a person just can't get a break.
Ex. 1: A person gets fired from their job, and upon arriving at their house they realized they locked themselves out. In an attempt to call a locksmith, said person realizes their phone isn't charged.

Ex.2: An ambitious single man has his date with a hottie postponed due to inclement weather; said bachelor decides to watch a DVD to pass time only to discover the disk is scratched. Single guy proceeds to pwn noobs in an online FPS then finds out internet service is down to the aforementioned inclement weather.

2 of many examples of Bullshit Transfer
by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009
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Staten Island Transfer

When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"
by NankerPheldge October 3, 2020
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Buffalo Bus Transfer

To shit into somebody else's anus.
The girl that is known to have a gaping butthole would receive a buffalo bus transfer easily.
by brad hardos February 24, 2009
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unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds
Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!
by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008
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transformer

Transformers are a toyline started by Hasbro in 1984, which was based off the Diaclone line that originated in Japan. It spawned a TV series, and a comic book, and is pretty much the most ultimate of badassery ever made. It is still popular today.
Holy shit, look at this sweet new Transformer!
by Poey April 8, 2005
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Manhattan Transfer

When a man and woman, man and man or a woman and woman get on all fours. They have to be ass to ass, all the while making sure the assholes align. Then one sexual partner tries to shit a fudge log into the asshole of the other. The stool sample must be solid in order to avoid a derailment.
I heard that your mom tried to give your dad a"Manhattan Transfer" but there was a derailment and there were no survivors.
by The "R" February 17, 2010
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Fullerton Transfer

When you have anal sex with girl, and then switch to vaginal sex when she is on her period.
From the Chicago Elevated Train lines, Fullerton is a stop where one can transfer from the BROWN line to the RED line.
My girl was on her rag, so I was fucking her in the ass. I really wanted some pussy, so I did a fullerton transfer.
by m3nni May 13, 2005
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