tortured fetishist

Someone who has a fetish and genuinely is obsessed with it and allows it to consume them to the point that it tortures them.

Matthew is a sad tortured fetishist. It was a shame how it ate away at his soul.

by THEGAYESTBUTLER November 12, 2017

Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019

Mentos Torture

A form of torture even worse than cock n ball torture. It works through forcing someone to swallow a dozen of mentos and shove Coca-Cola down their throat. Afterwards, you must tape their mouth ASAP. Unlike cock n ball torture, this is less kinky than other forms of torture (which makes it even worse for those kinds of people). The pain is unimaginable.

A: "Shut up before I tie you up and shove coke n mentos down your throat."
B: "Oh shit, not Mentos Torture!"

by Mentos Man March 5, 2022

tongue torture

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful.

Eating a bag of sour patch kids is Tongue torture.

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020

Tortured Fart

Flatulence so violent that when released sounds like a series of high-pitched screams.

"WHAT the hell was that?!?!"
"Tortured Fart."
"Damn...."

by scrappington2 September 19, 2014

Torture Apologist

A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.

The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.

by camwilcox November 25, 2020

unending torture

Twilight Breaking Dawn: part one

"I had to sit through that unending torture the other night."

"Let me guess. Twilight Breaking Dawn part one?"

by ShadowMatt November 23, 2011