by scrappington2 September 19, 2014
Get the Tortured Fartmug. by TheTrendyPotato April 26, 2023
Get the urethra torturemug. Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
Get the Torturing the Porcelainmug. "Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"
"What?"
*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*
"So am I"
"Dude that was comedic torture"
"What?"
*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*
"So am I"
"Dude that was comedic torture"
by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019
Get the Comedic Torturemug. "I had to sit through that unending torture the other night."
"Let me guess. Twilight Breaking Dawn part one?"
"Let me guess. Twilight Breaking Dawn part one?"
by ShadowMatt November 23, 2011
Get the unending torturemug. To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.
by Jeep_James May 23, 2022
Get the suicide torturemug. A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.
The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.
by camwilcox November 25, 2020
Get the Torture Apologistmug.