Hummus: Do you like tortillia or pita chips with your hummus.
Anyone with a functioning iq: Did you just say tortilla?
Anyone with a functioning iq: Did you just say tortilla?
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Tirtilas is a venomous spider, linked to the red back. The female is so dangerous that she only finds a mate to approach her twice in her lifetime. They are an Australian spider who is most commonly reported in the Eastern suburbs of Victoria.
by Spider Watcher September 7, 2009
Get the Tirtilas mug.The act of covering yourself with hot sauce ( mainly tabasco) naked and jumping on to your women rapping your arms and legs around her and then having sex with her.
The other day i was bored so i jumped on to my mom off the stairs and gave her a nice tortilla roll. She told me to get off. I got my bedtime changed to 7:30pm instead of 8:00pm. Then my parents got a divorce. I am sad.
by Darrin Blakface March 26, 2008
Get the tortilla roll mug.1. n. Someone with a pale face with many bumps and blemishes across.
2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.
3. n. insulting your white friends.
2. n. describing someone that is rich and Hispanic.
3. n. insulting your white friends.
1. Guy 1: Man, she is one big tortilla face!
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.
2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.
3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
Guy 2: I know, she should wear make-up more often.
2. Person 1: Man, George Lopez is a big tortilla face.
Person 2: Yeah, he should give some of his cash to charity.
3. Shut your mouth, tortilla face! You're so white it hurts.
by OhYeahRege April 6, 2009
Get the Tortilla Face mug.A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.
I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.
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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
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I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(
by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012
Get the Tortilla Coffee mug.this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
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