kinky torpedo

1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.

2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)

3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.

1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.

2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!

girl#2: OMG was it weird?!

girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.

3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)

by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010

Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

torpedo chick

A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.

That girl I fucked last night was some torpedo chick.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

pcp torpedo

a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp

after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out.

by Jeffrey Lou-Lui June 11, 2006

torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014