Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

dr toucher

an friend that is annoying

Dr toucher plays GTA5

by Cheif Boyardee April 11, 2017

Tummy Toucher

when you stroking deep in her, to where it feels like you're in her tummy

"I'm never leaving him, he a tummy toucher having me cum too good

by Erotic King March 19, 2020

Loneliness-Toucher

Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country

He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy

Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"

Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"

by yermasurda May 4, 2021

poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

by EyeDette July 26, 2006

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

torched the net

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

by Torch City February 3, 2010